When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know »
Those fries could be salted with tears
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When you're caught doing something really embarrassing »
On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside you’re like:
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Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test? Me: Can you explain why you failed to educate? »
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ΒΟΥΓΙΟΥΚΛΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
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TYPE YOUR NAME: nota
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: , nioptga
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: nota
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: niotra
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: ghhhhhhbvfbhjuk
The thing is, with the justice system as it is, for the most egregious crime illustrated here which is the dog on the bed no ma’am, the Rottweiler would be put down. She would be cleared of any wrongdoing and we’d read all about it in her cover story for People. Ain’t that some shit?
